Thursday, November 24, 2011

Best Of 'Pepper Spraying Cop' Meme

  1. It's A-Me! Lt. Pike!



    Sorry, Mario, but your right to peaceably assemble is in another castle.
  2. Sunday in the Park with Pike



    Lt. Pike goes pointillist as he steps into Georges Seurat's famous painting, "Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte." The clash of the peaceful, relaxed setting as a pepper spray-emitting officer in riot gear really captures the essence of this meme.
  3. Strutting Leo's Gonna Hate



    The Lt. Pike meme collides with the "Strutting Leo" meme in this genuinely disturbing entry.
  4. Pike Spices Up School Lunches



    Topical!
    1. Lt. Pike in 2012



      Some people would probably still defend this behavior. "Well, he had asked the planet to stop spinning on its axis and Earth didn't listen. What choice did he have?"
    2. Pike Makes a Declaration



      A pretty savvy political statement is made by inserting Pike into John Trumbull's famous painting, "Declaration of Independence." Note that Pike is blasting the pepper spray on to the document itself.

      (via Billy Galbreath on Google+
    3. Lt Pike Meets Chubby Bubbles Girl



      Two memes collide as Lt. Pike dispenses pepper spray right next to the adorable Chubby Bubbles Girl (aka "Chubbles"). This is not going to do anything for his reputation on the Internet.
    4. Lt. Pike Goes After Real Criminals



      Finally, a case where Lt. Pike's methods are actually justified...
    5. Gandalf the Spray... That's What They Used to Call Me...



      Guess Winter is Coming for Lt. Pike, right, guys? (Am I doing this right?)
       
      1. Having a Bad Knight



        This is why Lt. Pike rarely gets invited to official state functions. (The painting is "The Accolade" by Edmund Blair Leighton, for the curious.)
      2. Is Pike Who You Gonna Call?



        I'm not sure the Ghostbusters would actually allow Lt. Pike in. He has neither the tools nor the talent.
      3. Lt Pike is the Law



        Pike here is referencing Judge Dredd, a police officer who, in a violent futureworld, acted as judge, jury and even executioner upon encountering criminality.
      4. The Circle of Pike



        How could he? That monster!
      5. Pikesylvania



        Lt. Pike meets Simon Belmont in this ode to the classic video game series "Castlevania." Does pepper spray work on the undead?
         
        1. Which One's Pike?



          Trivia: If you douse your face in pepper spray and simultaneously start Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon," it still totally hurts like a b***h.

          (via Kosso K on Google+)
          + 1
        2. Tensions Are Too Damn High



          There's a lot going on in this entry. I might need to sit down and catch my breath for a second here...

          (via Sage Serif on Google+)
        3. One if By Land, Two if By Spray



          Pike here recreates a famous drawing of Crispus Attucks, the first man shot to death by British redcoats at the Boston Massacre of 1770. Attucks has been called "the first martyr of the American Revolution."

          (via DefectiveHamster on Reddit)
        4. Where There's Peace, There's Pike

        5. Smell Like Pike



          An ad for Pike's new, alluring scent. Mmm... incapacitating...


         
       
     

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